Monday, August 6, 2012

I'm in pain!!!

Hello lovlies.

So about 2 days ago I twisted my knee. You see, I was hiking through the great mountainous range here in South Florida when I turned the corner and came face to face with a giant bionic bear. I froze as fear consumed my heart, and I tried to slowly creep away without this great beast noticing me. But as soon as I started moving the bear snapped it's head in my direction and charged! As you can imagine I freaked out! I bolted and raced up the nearest tree as fast as I could. That was the moment when I heard other people approach the bear. I tried to call out to them and warn them, but my voice was drowned out by the shouts, war cries, and explosions that just... happened! I don't know how to explain it. It was a big blowout battle between the bear and the mystery group. I don't know how long I was up in that tree, but before I could fully comprehend what was happening, it was over. The ground shook as the great bear fell, and the group took off. This was all fine and well, but the vibrations from the bear shook the tree so much that I fell to the very painful ground.

So long story short, I have either strained or torn a ligament in my knee. The doctor said that if it's not better in a week, then I'll need a MRI to see. So in the mean time, I now have a brace, crutches, and medication to help me.



And I now want to know who my heroes are. I would like to thank them for saving my life, so if you have any theories or idea as to who they were please tell me! (Yes this really happened, the Secret Mountains of Florida do actually exist, only the truest Floridians know their location. And if you here a rumor of me falling off of the back of my dad's truck, well that's just a lie that my enemies have created to make me seem like a misinformed fool.)